Tony started to stand. A small, dark green object landed next to them. Farlough pointed at it and looked to Tony questioningly. Tony glanced at it for a second, and his eyes widened.
"GRENADE!" he yelled. He grabbed Farlough and pulled him out of the way.
The grenade exploded, and the shockwave knocked them flat on their stomachs. Pieces of shrapnel flew above their heads, landing on the ground and tumbling for a few feet, kicking up dirt before coming to a dusty rest in the gravel.
"I think that car of yours is history," Farlough remarked as he rolled over and sat up.
Another grenade flew through the air towards the two men. Before it hit the ground, Tony stood up, caught it, and lobbed it back at the enemy. Several seconds later, it went off, scattering the killers.
"They may be good at killing, but they certainly aren't the brightest assassins," Tony said as he helped Farlough up.
Tony jogged to the remains of his car and pulled out his briefcase.
"I'm lucky that this is still intact," he said to Farlough as he patted it. "It'll come in handy later."
"Where do we go now?" Farlough asked. "We have no car."
"You're right, we don’t." Tony replied as he started walking again. He stopped in front of the assassins' gray suburban. "But the killers won't need this one anymore."
Farlough nodded in understanding.
Tony placed his briefcase in the back seat and ripped open a panel underneath the steering wheel. Farlough climbed into the passenger seat.
“What are you doing?” he inquired, intrigued.
“Starting the car.”
“I thought you were supposed to do that with keys.”
“I don’t have the keys to this car.”
“So what are you doing?”
“Starting the car without keys.”
Farlough crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. “Show-off,” he muttered.
A moment later, the car roared to life. Tony strapped on his seatbelt.
* * * * * * * * * *
After several minutes of driving, Farlough spoke up. "Tony?"
Tony sighed. "What now?"
"Is it just my imagination, or is there a giant bird with spinning wings behind us?"
Tony shook his head. “It’s just your imagination.”
“Well then why is it making so much noise?”
Tony glanced at the rearview mirror. A helicopter, almost at ground level, was hovering behind them. Tony cursed and started to drive faster.
"Don't tell me it's another batch of assassins," Farlough complained.
A missile struck several feet from the car, causing the car to shake.
Tony rolled down his window. "Farlough, since you are stuck on this planet, I may as well give you driving lessons."
Keeping his foot pressed firmly down on the gas pedal, he let go of the wheel and reached for his briefcase.
Farlough instinctively grabbed the wheel. "I really don't think now is the best time!"
"Just keep holding the wheel," Tony said as he pulled out an automatic from its case. He glanced at Farlough. "And stay on the road."
He shoved a mag into the weapon and looked up. "I need a better angle. Get into the next lane. The one to the left."
“Well how am I supposed to do that?”
“Go to the right!”
Farlough steered to the right and nearly drove off the road. Tony grabbed the wheel with one hand and jerked it back onto the road.
"Not that far right!" he exclaimed.
"Sorry," Farlough said as he tried to steady the car.
Another missile streaked past the car and exploded in front of them.
“These guys are a terrible shot,” Farlough said as he steered to the right to avoid the crater. Small rocks cracked the car’s windows. Farlough nearly drove off the road again.
“Keep the car steady,” Tony said as he started to lean out of the window.
“Uhhh . . . I’ll try,” Farlough replied uncertainly.
Tony pulled off his seatbelt and leaned out so he was facing the chopper. He cocked the gun, took aim, and began firing. For a few moments, the bullets didn’t seem to do much damage. Then the tail of the chopper exploded, and the helicopter started to spin. Tony continued firing, and yelled to Farlough.
“TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT NOW!”
“But we’ll go off the road!” Farlough yelled back.
“I DON’T CARE! JUST TURN LEFT!”
Farlough sighed and turned the wheel hard to the left. The car careened off the road and into the rocky plains. Tony stopped shooting, leaned back into the car, and took the wheel again. Farlough looked through the back window just in time to see the helicopter crash.
Farlough glanced at Tony. “I think I need a few more lessons.”
Tony brought the car to a slow stop in front of a huge boulder. He let go of the wheel and put his forehead on it, exhausted.
“Yes. I think you do too.”