Timeless: Exclusive Timeless Interview: Farlough Rapshok

Welcome to an exclusive interview.

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That said, I bring you...

Farlough Rapshok.

Me: Hello Farlough. Having a good day today?

Farlough: No, actually. I'm still on this blasted planet, am I not? And who are you?

Me: Point taken. I'm the editor of your story, and would you be willing answer a few questions?

Farlough: No. Go away.

Me: *clears throat* *gestures to viewers*

Farlough: Um...hehe...on second thought, I'd be happy to answer your questions.

Me: Thank you. First question: Habla Inglés?

Farlough: Huh?

Me: Yeah, I didn't get that question either...next, how old are you?

Farlough: 24. 18 in your world.

Me: *scribbles on notepad* What's your middle name?

Farlough: That's classified.

Me: Interesting... *scribbles more* What is your favorite color?

Farlough: Malachite.

Me: What?

Farlough: It's a color. Look it up.

Me: Uh, okay. How do you spell that?

Farlough: M-A-L-A-C-H-I-T-E.

Me: *writes that down* Have you ever heard of an iPod?

Farlough: No.

Me: Have you ever been to public school?

Farlough: No.

Me: Do you know who Trevor McNevan is?

Farlough: Trevor....my cousin?

Me: No. Not him.

Farlough: You sure?

Me: Yes. I've checked your family tree.

Farlough: How the heck did you get a hold of my-

Me: *clears throat* What is your weapon of choice?

Farlough: A double-sided axe.

Me: Define "Antonym."

Farlough: An extended version of "ant," perhaps?

Me: Hmm...*consults notepad* Let's try this from a different approach. Have you ever been to a castle?

Farlough: Oh yes. Many times. I stole from a king once...well, more than once.

Me: Did you ever get caught?

Farlough: Once. That was why I was banished to Earth.

Me: Have you ever wielded your weapon of choice against a trained enemy and defeated him?

Farlough: Yep.

Me: Have you ever had an alcoholic drink?

Farlough: Once. It was gross.

Me: Do you have any friends? If so, please give me their names.

Farlough: Reles and Tony.

Me: Last names?

Farlough: Firebane and Amador.

Me: How long has it been since you've seen Reles?

Farlough: A while.

Me: Do you have an exact time or date?

Farlough: Uh...57:39 on the 66th of....um...I forget which month.

Me: And were you on good terms with him?

Farlough: We were never really on bad terms.

Me: Thank you, Farlough. Now, from my notes, I will construct a psychological evaluation of your personality, as well as take a few guesses of your past and how you were raised. Give me a moment.

Farlough: *waits*

Me: Alright, here you go:

Name: Farlough Thatsclassified Rapshok
Age: 18
Gender: Male

Personality: Prone to fantasies usually set in medieval times. These fantasies can cause him to attack others, steal from places (which he views as castles), and believe that he is old enough to drink even when he is really underage. He also believes he is related to famous people.

Past: Grew up in an extremely sheltered home, where he invented these fantasies for himself for lack of anything to do. He has also managed to create alternate personalities, whom he views as his "friends." His mother probably referred to herself as the "queen," and his father as the "king." The parents may have treated him like a commoner, which probably led to his life of thieving. When he was caught, he was expelled from his home onto the streets.